Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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