i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize