You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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