a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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