I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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