Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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