The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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