discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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