its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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