She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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