He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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