If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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