I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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