there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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