Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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