The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize