i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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