Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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