Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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