OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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