Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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