he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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