it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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