im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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