google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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