physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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