she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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