Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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