Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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