he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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