I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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