I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Come on in and take your pants off
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