Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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