It's Friday. Sex?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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