Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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