I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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