Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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