I like my sex mixed with concussions.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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