The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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