Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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