nut hugger
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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