Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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