So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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