You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I touched a dick in church today
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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