This is not my ceiling
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want nice things and good sex
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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