Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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