and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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