Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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