you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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