My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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